So the repairs are finally fucking done.

We are on track to close on this fucking shit show on Wednesday.  

In about four-five days I will be driving a u-haul, two twenty something men, and three 85 pound dogs 30 hours across the country.

And I have never been so excited in my life.

That’s only half sarcastic.

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Reasons why Finn Jones should be your favorite.

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this video should come with instructions

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no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

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For literaryoblivion fic
As Good As The Real Thing

HS!Derek fantasizing about stiles during a little self love session.
Go read the fic
Enjoy the art

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"All of last year, Destiny kept telling me to pay attention to the dreams and I didn’t listen. That’s why everything went bad."

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So, there’s been a barista flirting with me at my local coffee shop.

She’s petite and alternative and adorable.  She could not be more my type.

Anyway, i went in the other day and she didn’t even make my drink or cash me out; and she still managed to wink at me and flirt.

She’s like seriously out of my league and is doing wonders for my self esteem.  

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Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service. 

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We endure. Maybe that’s what love is.

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"There are a lot of people who want to say shitty things about you, but that doesn’t outweigh the amount of people who have lovely things to say."

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favorite quotes + Nick Sorrentino

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